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⏳ Other Timers
–Brain Lvl: 0
Auto: 0/0
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Fight Tickets: 0
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Bucks: 0
Brain Chunks: 0
Base: – STR / – HP
Buffed: – STR / – HP
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🚜 Farm (Click For Drop Down Menu)
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Page Tutorial
The Keeper's Check
You're too weak! Go get a stronger host!
🔥 The Farm Burns. The Unbound took every square of the Faction War map. For a week the Keepers' payment is halved.
⚔️ Host Fight
⚔️ Spend tickets in bulk
Choose your Host
🌍 Global Quests
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🧭 What should I do next?
👁️ Speak to the Keeper
Once a week, the Keeper will read whatever you want to tell him. Ideas for the game, complaints, what you'd change, what you want next, who you think deserves trouble. Up to 500 words. You can rewrite it as often as you like until the week ends; the last version is the one he reads.
Messages are read by the game's staff. Don't include passwords, real names, addresses or anything else personal.
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📰 Updates
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⚔️ Challenge a Player
Optional Glory stake: both sides put it up when the fight starts, the winner takes 90% of the pot.
🥊 Sparring Ring
No one around to fight? The Keeper keeps a few practice dummies in the back. Real PvP rules, sized to your own host. Every finished bout counts as a PvP fight. No daily limit, but no Bucks or Glory either.
📬 Challenges
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🥊 Active Matches
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Round 1 — vs –
You–
Opponent–
Move locked in — waiting on your opponent…
Log
🤖 Attack Sets — your auto-play plan
When you're not at the keyboard, the game fights for you using these. It plays your first set top to bottom, then the next, and so on. After the last set it starts over from the first. Every normal combat rule still applies. Clicking a move yourself always takes control back.
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🎓 PvP Skills
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🗺️ Clan Land
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Open
Being claimed
Owned
Your clan
🏠 Home
⛰️ High ground
⭐ Center
🐿️🧪 NPC clan
⚔️ Your attack
🛡️ Your defenders
🎯 Target
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⚖️ Public Land Auctions
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Fight Quest
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Your Host–
Host Opponent–
Skills: None
Equipment: None
⚔️ Tap a box to attack it.
Box % = your starting hit chance. Win the row matchup and it goes up 18%; lose it and it drops 14%. Hover a box for its exact range.
🐾 Interlopersrare fighters who crash a Fight Quest
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📜 Personal Quests
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🌍 Global Quests
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🃏 Match Game Quest
Flip two cards at a time. Find every pair to complete the quest.
⛏️ Mining Quest
Click tiles to mine them. Find the Ancient Coin to win the quest — keep digging after that, or finish whenever you're ready.
🌀 Maze Quest
Find your way to the exit through the fog. You can see your own square and any open neighbors, and everywhere you've been stays on the map.
🏚️ Host Storage
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🎒 Inventory
Rarity: Stupid ·
Bitchin' ·
Dank ·
Boss
⚔️ Equipment
🔘 Accessory Boost
🎟️ Lottery Tickets
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🎫 Golden Tickets
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🐾 Familiars
None yet — extremely rare
📦 Trades
Incoming Offers
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Your Offers
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Recent
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🏪 List Something
📋 My Listings
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🛒 Browse Market
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📥 Buy Orders
Post what you want and what you'll pay. Your Bucks are held until someone fills it; cancel any time for a refund. Orders expire after 14 days.
Open orders from other players
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My buy orders
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🛡️ Clan
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🗳️ Polls
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📚 Library
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🎰 Casino
🔒 The Town is locked — the Cave hasn't been unlocked yet.
Rat Race
Coin Flip (win pays +95%)
High / Low (pays the odds minus 5%, tie = push)
Table fee to start: 10% of the bet (min 1 Buck).
Current card: – (bet: –)
The Hermit
A hooded figure sits at the town's center, answering only the questions he deems worth answering. Ask him something — up to 20 times today.
📓 The Hermit's Journal hints point at the question, never the answer
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✅ Questions he answered
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❌ Wrong guesses
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🌲 The Forest
Things have been coming out of the trees lately. Render spare hosts into bait and traps, set them, and see what you catch. Fresh bait, rotten bait and big bait each draw something different.
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👑 Boss gear waiting
🛡️ Clan Big Trap
🧛 Dracula server super · once a month · everyone
🗿 Medusa clan super · once a month
🪤 Your traps
🎒 Your pack
🔪 Render a host
🥩 Bait decides what comes to your trap and how often something is in it. Its Freshness picks the creature; bait at least as strong as your host adds +10% catch chance.
🪤 A trap decides whether the catch stays caught. The stronger the host, the better it holds. If it breaks free, the trap is lost and it may bite you.
Hosts from your storage. Rendering one destroys it. Locked hosts aren't shown.
📖 Bestiary
⚑ Factions
Factions are run by NPCs and have no member limit. You can be in a Clan or a Faction — not both.
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⛓️ The Unbound's Plan
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🧠 Secret Brain Trust
🏘️ Town Center
The middle of town. Dust, a notice board, a scale nobody asked for, and a tower with no bell.
The Town's secrets wait until the Cave is cleared and the Town opens.
📌 A note on the board
🕯️ The Town's Three Secrets the whole server works on all three at once
⚖️ The Keeper's Census
The Keeper wants every body in town weighed. Bring your stored hosts to his scale. They come back. Probably.
🔔 The Bell Tower
Rebuild the old bell tower, or quietly make sure it never rings. Anyone can push either way.
🧪 The Clone Vats
A drainage pipe under the Town hums at night. Somebody found celebrity hair stuck to broken glass.
📖 The Ledger Hall
The Keeper's records, made public. He hates that.
🧪 Clone of the Week a new one every Sunday
🏅 The Glory Hall
Every way to earn Glory, in one place. Glory buys Personal Land and ranks you on the ladder.
🏡 Homestead quest
📅 Today's Glory caps reset at midnight Eastern, weekly ones on Sunday
👻 Ghost fights
Fight a copy of a real player, played by their attack sets. They don't have to be online. Win for Glory; a loss costs nothing.
🪑 The Throne
One seat for the whole server. Whoever sits on it earns Glory every hour. Beat the holder's attack sets to take it.
🏆 Champions
The Keeper's prize fighters, sized off your own host and tougher than you.
🗝️ The Keeper's Trial resets Sunday
Five fights in a row, each one harder. One loss ends your Trial for the week. Fastest clears get bragged about.
🕳️ The Pit
Throw a stored host in against someone else's stored host. It fights on its own. Both bodies lose 2% freshness, and yours stays in the Pit for others to fight.
🏟️ Weekly tournament
Saturday 8 PM Eastern. Brackets of up to 8, grouped by power. Your attack sets fight every round for you.
🧾 Prediction slips
Call the winner of someone else's ranked fight before round 3. A right call pays 1 Glory (once a day).
🎲 Bragging Rights
The Bookie swaps Bragging Rights for Glory, a little each week.
🥇 Division this week
📆 Season
📜 Recent Glory
🍺 The Glory Hole
A bar. Sticky floors, warm beer, cold stares. This is where PvP happens.
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The Bartender
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📌 Challenge Board
Pin a challenge for anyone to take.
Glory rank range (optional):
Ranked fights use a daily PvP fight and pay Glory/Bucks. Unranked fights are just for the bruises.
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🏆 Glory Board
👑 = #1 · 🛡️ = Dual Guard (top 3)
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🎯 Who You Can Fight
Players seen this week that you can challenge right now. They accept from their PvP page.
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🎲 The Bookie
"Bragging Rights. Worth nothing, matter more. Pick who wins their next ranked fight. Yourself counts. I don't judge. I absolutely judge."
Win on yourself: +1 Bragging Right. Win on someone else: +2. One bet at a time, and bets are final.
📢 Overheard At The Bar
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🧾 Services
Coming soon. The kitchen got condemned. Twice.
🏛️ Town Square
🔒 The Town is locked — the Cave hasn't been unlocked yet.
🗿 Statues
Commemorating special and first-time achievements from the player base.
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🛒 Shop
🌍 Global Boosts
A Global Boost affects every player on the server for its rolled duration — not just you. Buying one is a gamble on which of 5 possible boosts you'll trigger, how strong it lands, and how long it lasts.
Level 1 — 1,000 Bucks
Rolls one of: Store Discount, Strength, Health, Bucks Bonus, or Fight Quest Kill Bonus — for 1 to 12 hours.
🎡 Big Baller Wheel
A community pool — anyone can chip in Brain Chunks toward the current threshold. The instant it's reached, the wheel spins automatically and the result applies to every player on the server. Cost climbs each spin (1 → 10 → 100 → 500, capped) and resets every Sunday at midnight Eastern.
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⚡ Extra Auto Charge
Permanently raises your Auto charge cap by 1 per purchase — this never resets. The PRICE for your next purchase resets every Sunday at midnight Eastern, same as the Big Baller Wheel.
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🎖️ Membership
30 days per purchase. Buying the SAME level you already have extends it 30 more days from its current expiry. Switching to a DIFFERENT level refunds a prorated amount of Brain Chunks for whatever time was left, then starts the new level fresh.
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👤 More Personal Boosts
Daily and Weekly one-off tiers — coming soon.
🛡️ Clan Boosts
Daily, Weekly, and 30-Day tiers — coming soon.
🏷️ Chat Titles
Bought with Bucks. Shown next to your name in Global chat and on your profile. Own as many as you like, wear one at a time.
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🏆 Leaderboard (Top 20)
⚰️ The Graveyard
A shared community dig site — everyone's digs count toward uncovering the next layer.
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🤖 Minions
1 Minion per Brain Level. Each Minion Dig uses 1 Minion — you can run as many at once as you have available, and dig yourself at the same time. Finished Minion tasks are collected automatically; check the Log for results.
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🗳️ Vote for Brains
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🎉 Buffs & Events
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🎁 Your Daily Reward Boosts
🧪 Beta Testers
Welcome to Brains Beta and thanks for helping us test this out!
Let me know what you think. Every bug report and suggestion helps shape the game!
Use the bug report feature for both bugs and suggestions during Beta, and if you have any questions just let me know!
- Prime
❓ FAQ
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🔒 The Town is locked — the Cave hasn't been unlocked yet.
🏛️ The Mayor
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🗳️ The Race
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📜 The Constitution
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✍️ Amendments
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🖋️ Draft your amendment
🏅 Achievements
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🎯 Next up
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✅ Earned
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📊 Personal Stats
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Quest Type Breakdown (of your own quests done)
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🌐 Server Stats
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⚖️ Player Alignment
The Keeper: Neutral
🔊 Sound, Motion & Display
Saved in this browser only.
💬 Chat filters
Choose which server messages show in Global chat. Messages from other players and admin announcements always show. Saved to your account.
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🔗 Linked Games
Play our other games? Add your player ID number from each one. It will be used for cross-game content later. Each ID can only be linked to one Brains account.
⚙️ Settings
🐛 Report A Bug
Important!
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🌍 Today's Mission
🐛 Report A Bug
